the-sherlockian-potterhead-23:
I would not be me without this amazing woman
I don’t even want to imagine where I would be without this woman.
she’s the reason i began to enjoy reading
Not change. Helped create in the first place.
(Source: likeclary)
HAVE U EVER NOTICED THAT VAGINAS AND SCHOOL BOTH HAVE 6 LETTERS AND ARE EMPTY HOLES OF NOTHING THAT CAN HOLD SCREAMING CHILDREN FOR 9 MONTHS
oh my god
(Source: madfawn)
a girl walks into a classroom wearing a spaghetti strap shirt. immediately every boy within a 50 yard radius gets a raging erection. the teacher attempts to present a lesson but to no avail, no one can hear over the sound of every male student masturbating to this girl’s shoulders. why couldn’t she just wear a long sleeved shirt
Omfg so if Mary had baby Jesus, and baby Jesus was the Lamb of God…
did Mary have a little lamb?
think about the concept of a library. that’s one thing that humanity didn’t fuck up. we did a good thing when we made libraries
(Source: jav-incandenza)